shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

birdyhugs:

a classmate of mine has a service dog that was hit and dragged by a truck last thursday, and she started a gofundme to help cover the veterinary bills for his recovery (currently $10,000, but may increase for physical therapy). i’ve only spoken with her a couple times but just from those conversations i know she loves boomer a lot and he’s so so so important to her and her well-being. if you can’t donate just a signal boost would be wonderful, but please try to donate.

monasticmaestoso:

open the doop, get on the floop. everybody walk the dinosoop

8-bitpixelgay:

trusting-the-disgusting:

concertotodick:

This is absolutely fantastic.

Marvellous

I feel these would be the same people to try and straighten an outlet with a fork. This is why natural selection isn’t fast enough…

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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gardneria:

you are a babe and i love you

gardneria:

you are a babe and i love you

at-the-drive-through:

imagine carrying this into your dorm room on the first day of college and meeting your room mate

at-the-drive-through:

imagine carrying this into your dorm room on the first day of college and meeting your room mate

facts-i-just-made-up:

A broken snake pipeline in Texas has resulted in over 600 tons of crude serpent spilling into the ecosystem.
The pipeline normally runs from the West Texas Snakefields to refineries and distribution routes in Dallas, but due to years of poor maintenance this pipe ruptured and wasn’t discovered for nearly a week. By that time the damage was done. This was a rattler pipeline and their effect on the environment will be pronounced:
"We expect near total decimation of the local mouse and rat population," said Snaxxon spokesman Solomon Saxon, "The rattling sound may also overwhelm insects and cause their natural sonar to diminish and make them incapable of hunting bats, their natural prey. This would result in the region becoming overrun by bats and rattlers, a scenario we in the industry call a ‘Romania Syndrome’."
Though efforts are underway to repair the pipe and round up the reptiles, the EPA is not optimistic nor is the Vatican, which has stated several women have already been offered apples.

facts-i-just-made-up:

A broken snake pipeline in Texas has resulted in over 600 tons of crude serpent spilling into the ecosystem.

The pipeline normally runs from the West Texas Snakefields to refineries and distribution routes in Dallas, but due to years of poor maintenance this pipe ruptured and wasn’t discovered for nearly a week. By that time the damage was done. This was a rattler pipeline and their effect on the environment will be pronounced:

"We expect near total decimation of the local mouse and rat population," said Snaxxon spokesman Solomon Saxon, "The rattling sound may also overwhelm insects and cause their natural sonar to diminish and make them incapable of hunting bats, their natural prey. This would result in the region becoming overrun by bats and rattlers, a scenario we in the industry call a ‘Romania Syndrome’."

Though efforts are underway to repair the pipe and round up the reptiles, the EPA is not optimistic nor is the Vatican, which has stated several women have already been offered apples.

merrigo:

aaaand warm ups pt. 2

ARTIST : やまかじ
I just realized something

uknownada:

So you put these on and you can have them as fighters, right?image

Well…

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our fucking amiibos are real nintendo characters that can come to life and kill everyone

fileth:

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