slayboybunny:

A mystery we may never solve

slayboybunny:

A mystery we may never solve

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

okaymad:

when ur main friend is tellin a story but u kno she lyingimage

cokeflow:

jakemalik:

I love the new iOS7 so cool how it makes your phone waterproof now

I trusted you…

nickiminajvevo:

when you’re talking about someone and they walk in

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millionfish:

i have midterms tomorrow and here i am 

millionfish:

i have midterms tomorrow and here i am 

morelikegaymer:

I spent the day learning how to use Blender (I knew dick about 3D rendering before today) and I wound up making this spinning bubble tea.  

memeson420:

twerkingwhiteboy:

memeson420:

"u know that feel when no gf" no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

name all seven sports

  1. ball throw
  2. ball catch
  3. ball run
  4. ball kick
  5. shoot ball
  6. dong touch
  7. memes

get fuckin wrecked

snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

anarcho-moomin:

boredlord:

UGH I missed the latest steven universe and I can’t wait to download that episode from Itunes. 

Maybe I’ll check online to see if someone put it up-

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wait

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????????? 

any woman who’s not a skinny infantilized saucer-eyed waifu = ugly